May 2013
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
lonelywhiteasian:
why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
deplaisant:
How I think I look when I walk in public
How I actually look when I walk in public
Watchk-dawgggg:
for-jay-ever:
johnkmai:
vivian-trinh:
bryanv:
dopeturtlem:
ohdvmnicole:
Oh my fuck LOLOLOL
LOL this shit got me on the floor laughing in the library ! LOL
BEST.
OMFG LOL
“T-MOE-THEE.” “Preeesnt” LOL IM SO DONE
Is there an A-A-ron?!
dead.
Seeing an empty swing set.
sodamnrelatable:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
tristnpls:
jasminrain:
What am I supposed to do? Text him saying “hey, I’m horny, lets fuck?” like no, that’s too suspicious.
I wud be like sounds like a plan
imjustonekid:
do you ever keyboard smash
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
thefuuuucomics:
when you see someone you don’t want to talk to
thewonderyearstrong:
do you ever just
realise
that one of your friends
male or female
is like, really hot?
but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way
but in a
‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
