the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,
That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.
“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”
“I was born chinese”
“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”
adam and eve not adam and ling ling omg
I ONLY WANT THIS FOR THE COMMENTS
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I just fucking punked my friend with this thank you for enriching my life
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”